Is Being Fat Safe or Dangerous?

Let’s follow this obnoxious thread all the way to everything’s ultimate conclusion: celebrities. Check out these celebs who went from healthy to just plain fat.

1. Mariah Carey

Mariah went from innocent songstress, to sexy pop-star, to aging teletubby grasping desperately at her fading sexual-appeal via the systematic torture of buttons and zippers. The fault of this sad state of affairs falls on us for our expectations of what a woman’s body should look like, but we shouldn’t overlook that people like Mariah choose to market themselves not just as singers, but as sexual objects.

2. Britney Spears

Pop-star Britney Spears, was on top of the world, as a teenager she became a multi-million dollar franchise, she made a movie, started clothing lines, had her own perfume in Walmart stores across the country, pranced around half-naked with a snake around her neck in front of the entire world and in doing so captured the imagination of young men everywhere. Sadly, she buckled under the pressure and literally lost her mind, she started packing on the pounds, got herself tangled up in legal issues and ended up doing a stint in a mental health clinic.

3. Kelly Clarkson

Little known fact, Kelly Clarkson’s hit song “Since You’ve Been Gone,” was actually about her waist. It won’t be long now until she’s appearing in Slim Fast weight loss campaign commercials. A girl’s gotta’ eat.

 4. Janet Jackson

Singer and sister of Michael Jackson, Janet, has really let herself go. This has to be repeated, a lot of so called “artists” put themselves in this position by blatantly trying to sell their bodies to the public. They later abhor the attention their bodies get, but they are the ones who prance around half-naked for years on end.